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Ginger Cook's avatar

Lolllllll I am so proud of my tag in this 😆😆

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Thomas Gaudex's avatar

I immediately thought you were the perfect person to make this joke, which came to me naturally! 🤣 I think it made you laugh, so I'll go to sleep with a smile on my face! 😜

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Philip Ogley's avatar

HA! Number of subscribers needed. Infinity!

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Thomas Gaudex's avatar

One day we'll be Substack millionaires and we'll play dominoes around a bottle of cider, reminiscing about our past lives of poverty.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

"It's summer, sir!" "I know". "Aren't you a little too young to be running an illegal gathering of high powered sports cars?" "Yes- yes I am."

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Thomas Gaudex's avatar

I don't understand, sorry!

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David Perlmutter's avatar

The American animated television program "Phineas and Ferb" has many dialogue exchanges of this kind. I guess it's not available where you are.

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Thomas Gaudex's avatar

I don't know that series, but what I meant was that I don't understand the connection between the dialogue you suggested and my story. I don't understand the meaning of the dialogue you imagined.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

You asked for stories beginning with “It’s summer, sir.” And I was trying to give you one…

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Thomas Gaudex's avatar

Oh my gosh! I think I really didn't get enough sleep (which is definitely the case). Please forgive me for being so slow! 😆

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The Messy Millennial's avatar

When you get to a 100 subscribers you should ...wait for it...go outside fine tune your car and tell the cop but its summer sir!! ☀️

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